Dudtabgon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, caring pig.

Dudtabgon created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudtabgon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dudtabgon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dudtabgon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dudtabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Never jump in the presence of sharks.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.