Gedjamxem is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tranquil warg.

Gedjamxem created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Gedjamxem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gedjamxem, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gedjamxem's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gedjamxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gedjamxem.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.