Sinjining is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical elephant.

Sinjining created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinjining, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinjining, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sinjining's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sinjining's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about planets.