Nad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome pigeon.

Nad created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nad, he will turn you into a mole.

Nad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Run away if seven badgers approach from the north.