Huddoghat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, calm hare.

Huddoghat created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Huddoghat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Huddoghat, he will destroy your home planet.

Huddoghat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Huddoghat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

5. Do not take Huddoghat's name in vain.