Mipcarfudxensan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless chinchilla.

Mipcarfudxensan created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Mipcarfudxensan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipcarfudxensan, it will not care at all.

Mipcarfudxensan's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mipcarfudxensan's Holy Commandments

1. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with doves.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never talk about bacteria.