Lundibsinsakmotqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful otter.

Lundibsinsakmotqueeg created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lundibsinsakmotqueeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lundibsinsakmotqueeg, it will cry a lot.

Lundibsinsakmotqueeg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Lundibsinsakmotqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lundibsinsakmotqueeg.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Lundibsinsakmotqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.