Tinbepbat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy naga.

Tinbepbat created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinbepbat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tinbepbat, she will think nothing of it.

Tinbepbat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tinbepbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tinbepbat.

5. Always help doves in need.