Yarplarnbom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind horse.

Yarplarnbom created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarplarnbom, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarplarnbom, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yarplarnbom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yarplarnbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

2. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never run near capybaras.

5. Run away if three voles approach from the south.