Jencubgan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, idiotic dog.

Jencubgan created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jencubgan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jencubgan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Jencubgan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jencubgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Jencubgan loves geese, so they must be honoured.