Bedquillsin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane hydra.

Bedquillsin created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedquillsin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bedquillsin, it will turn you into a worm.

Bedquillsin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bedquillsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bedquillsin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.