Tadzanbass is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic warg.

Tadzanbass created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadzanbass, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadzanbass, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tadzanbass' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tadzanbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always obey Tadzanbass' priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt pigs.