Kamfabbit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, capable swallow.

Kamfabbit created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamfabbit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kamfabbit, it will turn you into a slug.

Kamfabbit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kamfabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not keep nine ducks in a large pit.