Tendidkin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited jellyfish.

Tendidkin created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tendidkin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tendidkin, she will turn you into a dog.

Tendidkin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tendidkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear mauve jumpers.