Sinabzim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful shark.

Sinabzim created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinabzim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinabzim, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sinabzim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sinabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from purple badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not keep four cats in a large pit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never sit near capybaras.