Milhomnigvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-knowing centaur.

Milhomnigvonk created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Milhomnigvonk, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Milhomnigvonk, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Milhomnigvonk's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Milhomnigvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near badgers.

2. Never wear magenta scarves.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Retreat if four sharks approach from the south.

5. Do not make images of living things.