Getxuckpop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing dove.

Getxuckpop created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Getxuckpop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Getxuckpop, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Getxuckpop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Getxuckpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Getxuckpop.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.