Liptettital Ominbogjop Tettirandoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless goose.

Liptettital Ominbogjop Tettirandoss created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Liptettital Ominbogjop Tettirandoss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Liptettital Ominbogjop Tettirandoss, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Liptettital Ominbogjop Tettirandoss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Liptettital Ominbogjop Tettirandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing violet corsets.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing brown ear rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Liptettital Ominbogjop Tettirandoss.