Guncinyart is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, moody pigeon.

Guncinyart created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Guncinyart, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Guncinyart, he will come to you in dreams.

Guncinyart's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Guncinyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Worship no other gods but Guncinyart.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Guncinyart.