Bifrowhom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying skunk.

Bifrowhom created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Bifrowhom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bifrowhom, he will ignore you.

Bifrowhom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bifrowhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Do not chop down trees.