Larnjincat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent human.

Larnjincat created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnjincat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larnjincat, he will ignore you.

Larnjincat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Larnjincat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest black.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Never write about spacetime.