Tunlakfarnbograprap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, idiotic frog.

Tunlakfarnbograprap created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunlakfarnbograprap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tunlakfarnbograprap, she will remove you from existence.

Tunlakfarnbograprap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tunlakfarnbograprap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tunlakfarnbograprap loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not stand on grass.