Tofbonnig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, benevolent butterfly.

Tofbonnig created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofbonnig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tofbonnig, he will turn you into a goat.

Tofbonnig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tofbonnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.