Homhatgut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless cat.

Homhatgut created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homhatgut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Homhatgut, it will turn you into a duck.

Homhatgut's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Homhatgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Homhatgut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if six moths approach from the west.

5. Never sit in the presence of gulls.