Fetgepmapvonkquatzim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent gnu.

Fetgepmapvonkquatzim created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetgepmapvonkquatzim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fetgepmapvonkquatzim, he will be very unhappy.

Fetgepmapvonkquatzim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fetgepmapvonkquatzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near gulls while wearing green coats and balancing six gold spheres on your head.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about bananas.