Bednurlvin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy penguin.

Bednurlvin created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Bednurlvin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bednurlvin, she will cry a lot.

Bednurlvin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bednurlvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Bednurlvin loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Bednurlvin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat bark.