Wadrangupbonzankenhomkip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable hydra.

Wadrangupbonzankenhomkip created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadrangupbonzankenhomkip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wadrangupbonzankenhomkip, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wadrangupbonzankenhomkip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wadrangupbonzankenhomkip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Never feed oranges to frogs while wearing gray ear rings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wadrangupbonzankenhomkip.