Rencamnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, weak yak.

Rencamnurt created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Rencamnurt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rencamnurt, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rencamnurt's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rencamnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Do not chop down trees.