Bidjadyik is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic donkey.

Bidjadyik created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidjadyik, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidjadyik, he will laugh at you.

Bidjadyik's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bidjadyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Put Bidjadyik first in all things.