Flyrillsit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humane yak.

Flyrillsit created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyrillsit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flyrillsit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Flyrillsit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flyrillsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.