Zimnuttip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless weasel.

Zimnuttip created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Zimnuttip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zimnuttip, she will turn you into a tree.

Zimnuttip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Zimnuttip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never talk about otters.