Arfnartrull is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective lobster.

Arfnartrull created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfnartrull, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arfnartrull, she will send minions to preach to you.

Arfnartrull's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Arfnartrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near frogs while wearing red trousers.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Arfnartrull on top of all buildings.

5. You must never eat figs.