Talrulbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous cat.

Talrulbin created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talrulbin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Talrulbin, she will ignore you.

Talrulbin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Talrulbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing green rings and balancing three silicon spheres on your back.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not take Talrulbin's name in vain.