Rulsafzimgof is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, uncaring cow.

Rulsafzimgof created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulsafzimgof, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rulsafzimgof, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rulsafzimgof's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rulsafzimgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Always obey Rulsafzimgof's priests.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Run away if three capybaras approach from the west.