Pog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective unicorn.

Pog created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pog, she will not invite you to parties.

Pog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pog's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.