Jamdaggum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy horse.

Jamdaggum created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jamdaggum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jamdaggum, it will come to you in dreams.

Jamdaggum's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jamdaggum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Jamdaggum must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Jamdaggum loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.