Danlopkab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic dragonfly.

Danlopkab created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danlopkab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Danlopkab, she will turn you into a mole.

Danlopkab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Danlopkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Danlopkab loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Danlopkab.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.