Mitflagcip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain unicorn.

Mitflagcip created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitflagcip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mitflagcip, it will turn you into a duck.

Mitflagcip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mitflagcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never paint your feet fawn.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.