Fenyikbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, clever capybara.

Fenyikbag created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenyikbag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fenyikbag, she will turn you into a goat.

Fenyikbag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fenyikbag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not kill doves.