Rillgebcad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, vain skunk.

Rillgebcad created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rillgebcad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rillgebcad, he will manifest in front of you.

Rillgebcad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rillgebcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. You must love Rillgebcad.