Flantettipas is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, smart
lion.
Flantettipas created the Sol system seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Flantettipas, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Flantettipas, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Flantettipas' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Flantettipas' Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never write about stars.
4. Feed all hungry shrews.
5. Do not hurt voles.