Flantettipas is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, smart lion.

Flantettipas created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flantettipas, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flantettipas, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flantettipas' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flantettipas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Do not hurt voles.