Didappfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering parrot.

Didappfeb created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didappfeb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Didappfeb, she will not care.

Didappfeb's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Didappfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.