Gunbastbom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise shrew.

Gunbastbom created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbastbom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gunbastbom, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gunbastbom's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gunbastbom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight gulls approach from the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.

4. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.