Abdubnig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, resourceful naga.

Abdubnig created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abdubnig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Abdubnig, he will turn you into a frog.

Abdubnig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Abdubnig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick birds.