Binhomkon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, irritating centipede.

Binhomkon created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binhomkon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binhomkon, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Binhomkon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Binhomkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away if nine bats approach from the west.

5. Pray towards the north.