Jophubqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust snake.

Jophubqueeg created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Jophubqueeg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jophubqueeg, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jophubqueeg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jophubqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Hide from red otters for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.