Sanpakleg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured monkey.

Sanpakleg created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanpakleg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sanpakleg, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sanpakleg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sanpakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sanpakleg first in all things.

2. Never paint your chest white.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sanpakleg.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.