Cembimyart is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless goat.

Cembimyart created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cembimyart, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cembimyart, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cembimyart's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cembimyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cembimyart's name in vain.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed corn to snakes while wearing skirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.