Linfonsom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable swan.

Linfonsom created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linfonsom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Linfonsom, he will turn you into a mouse.

Linfonsom's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Linfonsom's Holy Commandments

1. Put Linfonsom first in all things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sing near seals.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.