Hogjangem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless dog.

Hogjangem created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogjangem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hogjangem, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hogjangem's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hogjangem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

5. Always obey Hogjangem's priests.