Dunrawmap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever goat.

Dunrawmap created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunrawmap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dunrawmap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dunrawmap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dunrawmap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.