Flabcidyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ruthless gnu.

Flabcidyar created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Flabcidyar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabcidyar, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Flabcidyar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flabcidyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near badgers while wearing brown stockings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Flabcidyar's name in vain.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear green kilts.