Jatbadgut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent shrew.

Jatbadgut created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatbadgut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jatbadgut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jatbadgut's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jatbadgut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Do not take Jatbadgut's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.