Kabsashap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless crab.

Kabsashap created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Kabsashap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kabsashap, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kabsashap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kabsashap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three nickel sculptures of Kabsashap on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Kabsashap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.