Mapsingepfetwanbit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, duplicitous gnu.

Mapsingepfetwanbit created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Mapsingepfetwanbit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mapsingepfetwanbit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mapsingepfetwanbit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mapsingepfetwanbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear yellow trousers.

5. Do not kill birds.
Votes: 2       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god