Bunxinduss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful jellyfish.

Bunxinduss created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunxinduss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bunxinduss, she will not care.

Bunxinduss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bunxinduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Always help moths.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.