Dutpibfud is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic
eagle.
Dutpibfud created matter four million years ago.
If you believe in
Dutpibfud, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Dutpibfud, it will turn you into a puffin.
Dutpibfud's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Dutpibfud's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Dutpibfud.
2. Never talk about doves.
3. Do not shave your back.
4. Do not speak about melons.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.