Dutpibfud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic eagle.

Dutpibfud created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Dutpibfud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dutpibfud, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dutpibfud's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dutpibfud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dutpibfud.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.