Cimdossrawhapflis is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, benevolent fly.

Cimdossrawhapflis created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimdossrawhapflis, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cimdossrawhapflis, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cimdossrawhapflis' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cimdossrawhapflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide if five foxes approach from the west.

5. Cimdossrawhapflis must be the most important thing in your life.