Vendumyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, astonishing hydra.

Vendumyarp created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Vendumyarp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vendumyarp, he will turn you into a plant.

Vendumyarp's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vendumyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn mites, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Vendumyarp on top of important buildings.