Hitnartdiss Nart Sincedrap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring aardvark.

Hitnartdiss Nart Sincedrap created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitnartdiss Nart Sincedrap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hitnartdiss Nart Sincedrap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hitnartdiss Nart Sincedrap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hitnartdiss Nart Sincedrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hitnartdiss Nart Sincedrap.