Tadcemsab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring badger.

Tadcemsab created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadcemsab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tadcemsab, he will come to you in dreams.

Tadcemsab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tadcemsab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tadcemsab.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.