Hivcissdinnarfatpanrilteen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, weak gerbil.

Hivcissdinnarfatpanrilteen created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivcissdinnarfatpanrilteen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hivcissdinnarfatpanrilteen, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hivcissdinnarfatpanrilteen's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hivcissdinnarfatpanrilteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not covet oxen.