Febkimgungab Mabzogyog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful parrot.

Febkimgungab Mabzogyog created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Febkimgungab Mabzogyog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Febkimgungab Mabzogyog, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Febkimgungab Mabzogyog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Febkimgungab Mabzogyog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three geese approach from the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Run away if six ants approach from the east.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.