Pakyarcap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong frog.

Pakyarcap created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakyarcap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pakyarcap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pakyarcap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Pakyarcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never chant near frogs.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about dark energy near squirrels while wearing green rings and balancing five copper spheres on your back.