Fodnatbess is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm badger.

Fodnatbess created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Fodnatbess, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodnatbess, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fodnatbess' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fodnatbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near birds while wearing yellow corsets and balancing five aluminium spheres on your feet.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Fodnatbess in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.