Milsinflow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable warg.

Milsinflow created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milsinflow, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Milsinflow, she will torture you forever.

Milsinflow's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Milsinflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Milsinflow loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.