Sterstighun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive wolf.

Sterstighun created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sterstighun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sterstighun, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sterstighun's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sterstighun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sterstighun's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Never chant in holy places.