Genmadarm is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witty giraffe.

Genmadarm created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Genmadarm, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genmadarm, it will throw large rocks at you.

Genmadarm's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Genmadarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four bats in a large pit.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about dark energy near porpoises while wearing mauve corsets and balancing seven gold spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.