Stankondot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical bat.

Stankondot created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stankondot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stankondot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Stankondot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Stankondot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near mites while wearing yellow tights and balancing nine carbon spheres on your feet.

2. Never feed limes to tapirs while wearing shorts.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near ducks while wearing violet boots and balancing four zinc spheres on your face.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stankondot.